Guy's McDonald's Drive-Thru Visit Takes Wildly Unexpected Turn

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Apr 24, 2018 2:30 PM EDT

What a damn RIDE. 

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    Text - oo Sprint LTE 11:08 AM 19% Tweet Josh Raby @JoshRaby It's 1AM and I decided I wanted milkshake. So there's a McDonald's near my house. I'm greeted at the drive thru by the following sentence: 4/11/16, 1:58 AM 1,033 RETWEETS 1,496 LIKES Josh Raby @JoshRaby "Hey holy shit hello, you are at McDonald's, and I am begging your patience." 9h 7244 356 Josh Raby @Josh Raby There are no other cars here, by the way. 9h Fmcauaht nff auard en Imumhla "Im Reply to Josh Raby Notifications Home Moments M
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    Text - oo Sprint LTE 11:08 AM 19% Tweet Josh Raby @JoshRaby There are no other cars here, by the way. I'm caught off guard so I mumble "Um, ok you can have it." 9h The voice comes back: "Praise you." 母189 279 Samantha Rae @ASamanthaRae 9h @JoshRaby what is your life omg 17 Josh Raby @Josh Raby So I sit for a minute, then he finally returns and says "please tell me your order" 9h So I say "milkshake" I don't know why that's all I said 181 234 Josh Raby @Josh Raby "I'll need a minute", he replies.
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    Text - oo Sprint LTE 19% 11:08 AM Tweet Josh Raby @Josh Raby "I'll need a minute", he replies. I realize I did not describe my desired milkshake in any way so I yell "I need to tell you what kind." 9h 7174 222 Josh Raby @JoshRaby He is gone for several minutes. When he returns he says flatly "we aren't going to 9h be able to do the milkshake. I do have many apple pies." 184 229 Josh Raby @JoshRaby Do not ask me why I did this but the next words out of my mouth were 9h "Are you ok" 196 257 Josh R
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    Text - oo Sprint LTE 19% 11:09 AM Tweet Josh Raby @Josh Raby I tell him not to worry, I am not upset, and at this point for some reason I order 8h a chicken sandwich 17151 181 Josh Raby @JoshRaby My chicken sandwich order confuses him. Several minutes are spent repeating what I want on it, watching the screen as 8h he tries over and over 17178 212 Josh Raby @JoshRaby At one point I guess he gave up because the screen just went black for a while. 8h I hear a deep exhale. "Dude I lost my wife" 208
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    Text - oo Sprint LTE 19% 11:09 AM Tweet Josh Raby @JoshRaby "I'm sorry, man, I-" 8h "Please describe your chicken sandwich to me again so I can succeed at one thing." 204 257 Josh Raby @Josh Raby Anyway he finally gets it and then says " really do feel bad about the milkshake situation. Can I sell you an apple pie?" 8h 1175 207 Josh Raby @JoshRaby "Fine. I will buy an apple pie." 8h "Apple pies are cheaper than milkshakes anyway." "Ok, thanks" 175 219 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 8h Then there is a weird
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    Text - oo Sprint LTE 19% 11:09 AM Tweet Josh Raby @Josh Raby Then there is a weird series of beeps and 8h when his voice comes back in he is fucking SCREAMING into his headset: "I FOUND HER! THANK GOD!" 186 235 Josh Raby @Josh Raby "What? Who did you find?" 8h "MY WIFE. SHE WAS WATCHING ME FROM BEHIND THE BOXES!" 1191 275 Josh Raby @Josh Raby At this point I have ordered a chicken sandwich I do not want and an apple pie I 8h do not want and no milkshake and I've been here 22 minutes 206 351 Sidd
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    Text - oo Sprint LTE 11:09 AM 19% Tweet Josh Raby @Josh Raby "Can you give me my total" I say because honestly I don't know if I want to understand his marriage or if I even could and I just want to go 8h t183 240 Amanda Timpson @amandarin @JoshRaby..you're trapped in a surrealist French film, aren't you? 8h 72 78 Josh Raby @JoshRaby So he says "your total is 8 HOLD ON my wife is here and she wants me to tell you she will sell you 2 apple pies at a 8h discount" 母179 204 Josh Raby @Josh Raby 8h "
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    Text - oo Sprint LTE 19% 11:09 AM Tweet Josh Raby @JoshRaby 8h "What is the discount?" "2 apple pies for only 2 dollars. You should take it." (Note: One apple pie is $1.19) 187 221 Josh Raby @Josh Raby "Give me the extra pie" 8h "She says thank you" "Tell her I said no problem" Why am I talking to his wife like this why 167 253 Josh Raby @JoshRaby I pull around and they are fucking making 8h out in the window and he has his thumb out like he is aware I will be driving up to this 43 181 236 Reply
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    Text - oo Sprint LTE 19% 11:09 AM Tweet Josh Raby @Josh Raby Both of these people are in their 8h mid-40s 母176 249 Samantha Rae @ASamantha Rae 8h @JoshRaby WHAT IS HAPPENING?! 38 Josh Raby @JoshRaby They unstick themselves from one another and I hand him my card "sorry about this. I haven't worked at McDonald's in 16 years" he says 8h 母162 218 Reply to Josh Raby Notifications Home Moments Messages Me
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    Text - oo Sprint LTE 19% 11:09 AM Tweet Josh Raby @JoshRaby I say "it's fine" to which he says "FINE just stands for FUCKED UP, INSECURE, NEUROTIC, and ERROR-PRONE" 8h 母200 328 Josh Raby @Josh Raby His wife cackles and says "I knew that when I was 13, get with it, man!" 8h I have been here 37 minutes. 169 262 Josh Raby @JoshRaby I am then treated to a story about how they met at a McDonald's that is very short and is really only "we met at 8h McDonald's in 1993" 母175 243 Josh Raby @JoshRaby So l
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    Text - oo Sprint LTE 11:10 AM 19% K Tweet 母175 243 Josh Raby @JoshRaby So listen I get my card and drive ahead 8h to the next window and THERE IS A WHOLE SEPARATE FUCKING HUMAN AT THAT WINDOW 176 263 Josh Raby @JoshRaby He hands me my bag, leans out the window and says "you get to drive away" then promptly shuts the window and sits on a stool, head in hands 8h t227 890 thriving brat @shanevader @JoshRaby abahbhahaha 8h Josh Raby @JoshRaby My chicken sandwich was wrong, by the 8h way 191 557 Repl
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